Man, What Are You Doing Here?

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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"   Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious?   "

10 word story" series - #27  (via seulray)

the story so far

(via teraopium)

sp1rit:

lullabysounds:

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

i needed this

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Follow Julia

She’s ok i guess.

http://juliaevesarri.tumblr.com/

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When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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